Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Um....I read what, now?

     I can't believe I read the whole thing!
     I sat down to read Gertrude Stein.  I had heard of her before but had never read any of her...um...writing?  I hope that I am not alone in this but am I missing something?  Do I have the wrong book?  Is it all a long series of typos?  Did someone eat too much alphabet soup and vomit on my book, close it, then put it back in my bookbag when I wasn't looking?  What happened to the rest of the words that might make this writing make sense?  I'll have to find my English to Gertrudesteinish dictionary.

WORDS
     Have a soup red soup.  Soup words in fancy book. 
     White pealed goat rat rat in a monkey's maze fishing fingers.  If finger pearl had it it was here it had to do in it.  Not a clue clue meant to give headache.
     Shut up moron okay I am done.
 
     See, I can do that crap too.  It is just as annoying when I do it.  The only difference is that you aren't forced to read mine.  How are we going to be graded on that?  I guess we can just pick random words in a multiple choice quiz:
 
Question 1
     ________ is dirt.
A.  yellow
B.  sixteen
3.  a small piece of fruitcake
D.  pork
Answer: 12
 
Question 2
     Fork, fork, I have a ________.
A.  Uncle Susan
B.  fork?!
C.  have a hole
16.  Newt Gingrich
Answer:  glue sniffer
 
Don't tell anyone that I gave away test answers.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Disarmed!

     In light of the fact that today is the day we celebrate and honor Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and also the day that the first African American president is sworn into office for his second term, I would like to take some time to discuss that president's call for gun control.  I know that some people may be quite offended by my tying gun control in with racism.  However, I feel that gun control may not even exist as an issue if it weren't for slavery and racism.
     Slavery will forever remain a deep scar for this country.  It was an abomination.  It went against every ideal upon which this country was founded.  The founders had made the dreadful mistake of allowing to continue what never should have begun.  It wasn't until the mid-1860's that an attempt was made to remedy this.  The attempt brought on a bloody war that tore the country apart.  Although the Civil War did result in the abolition of slavery with the 13th and 14th amendments, it was only an attempt to right this wrong.  The average freedmen in the south were still forced to live and work under much of the same conditions that they had to endure as slaves.  They were thrust into a bitter world with nothing, and had to do what was necessary to survive.
     One of the fears in the south at this time was that these newly "freed" slaves would attempt to rise up from these conditions.  After all, the 14th amendment had declared them citizens with all of the rights of any other citizens.  This list of rights included the 2nd amendment right to bear arms.  What would be a more frightening idea to a former slave owner who was still treating these men as slaves than for these men to arm themselves and revolt?  These former slave owners, many of them wealthy politicians, had to find a way to make sure that this did not happen.
     The initial attempt to stave this situation off was to raise the price of firearms and to tax ammunition.  As many of these former slave owners were politicians, this was not too difficult a thing to accomplish.  Seeing as these newly freed slaves had no money and little way to earn money, that solved the plantation owners' dilemma for the time being.  However, there were occasionally some men that were able to scrape and save a little bit and may someday be able to afford firearms.  As a result of this thinking, these politicians began to draft new laws to dictate who may and may not own firearms.  At the time, there was little ambiguity as to why these laws were being passed.  However, over time they had to disguise them better.
     Gun control was born of slavery and racism.  To many, gun control still means slavery.  Our second amendment is not in place so that we can hunt.  It was put in place so that we might remain free from tyranny, in whatever form it comes.  I realize that the many tragedies involving lunatics with guns and the deaths of innocent people weigh heavily on the hearts and minds of all of us, as well they should.  I wish that there was an easy solution, but there is not.  If I truly thought that giving up our second amendment rights would save the lives of innocent people and still keep our country as it should be, I would consider giving them up.  Unfortunately, this is not the case.
     The media has so demonized gun-ownership that law-abiding citizens are afraid to stand up for themselves.  That is the beginning of tyranny.  That is the beginning of a new slavery.  When a president, one man, can sign twenty-three executive orders violating the second amendment to our constitution and not be questioned about it, it is clear that there is no longer power in the people.  We have given up our rights for a false sense of security.  In the words of Benjamin Franklin, "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

Monday, January 14, 2013

The American Dream
 
     I am one of those unfortunate souls that still believes that the "American Dream" exists.  The problem is that I still haven't quite defined what it is for me, as I believe that everyone has to have their own version of the dream.  I have tried to define it and tried to live the dreams of others.  It doesn't work very well.  For years, I even thought that I had achieved my dream.  For the past several years, I have been working at a good job, trying to put together some kind of a life, trying to fix up my home, etc.  In other words, I was doing all of the things that I thought would be necessary to capture the dream.  A week before Christmas, I was "let go" from my good job for what ninety-eight percent of my co-workers and bosses alike agree was a completely ludicrous reason.  The dream was close and now it had decided to take off again.
     That is a situation that I refer to as "human whack-a-mole".  As soon as you stick your head out a little bit to see what's coming, some jackass with a big hammer knocks you right back down in your hole.  That is part of the problem with the American dream.  It is very elusive.  Any time that you start to get too close to it, here comes the hammer.  Sadly, this is just a part of life.
     In Anzia Yezierska's story, The Lost "Beautifulness", Hannah Hayyeh learns about the game of human whack-a-mole.  After scraping and saving every little bit of money she can, she paints the kitchen of her apartment white.  It was her simple dream just to have this white kitchen.  She wanted her son to come home from the war to a beautiful, white kitchen.  She was so proud of her kitchen that she had to invite everyone into her apartment to see it.  When she invites her landlord in to see how beautiful the kitchen is now, he immediately sees dollar signs.  He decides that with this newly painted kitchen, he should be getting more money in rent.  After the rent is raised, poor Hanneh can no longer afford to stay in her apartment with the beautiful new kitchen, even though she is the one that made it that way.  She then decides to destroy her own dream before it can become someone else's.  She is forced to learn about the elusiveness of the dream.
     Hanneh choses to destroy the dream she had.  It is a frightening (though very real) thought that some people would destroy the dream if they cannot have it the way they want it.  In these times, it hits closer to home than many people like to think.  As half of the population of this country is concerned that the other half is trying to destroy it, many talk of "taking it back", a move that would surely destroy it.  The deep divisions grow only deeper when neither side is willing to talk sensibly to come to an agreement.  Sometimes, I think that it might be best to just stick my nose in a book and hope for cooler heads to prevail.